The Ultimate Project Management Team - Project "Birth":
1. Project Manager - is a Person who thinks 9 women can deliver a baby in 1 month...

2. Developer -  is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby...

3. On site Coordinator - is one who thinks a single woman can deliver 9 babies in one month...

4. Client - is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby...

5. Marketing Manager - is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available...

6. Resource Optimization Team - thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child from scratch...

7. Documentation Team - thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months...

8. Quality Auditor - is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS . . .