Sheldon The Butcher
- Friday, October 21, 2005
Sheldon, a butcher just out of trade school in Canada applies for and gets a job, skinning and cutting up the kills of local hunters.
The first project he gets is to cut up a moose to put in the freezer. Sheldon finally gets the moose cut up and is putting it into bags and marking them carefully with the contents: chops, rump steak, ribs,
sirloin, etc, etc.
When he finishes with the stuff he knows, he is still left with a pile of unidentifiable moose parts.
At a loss as to what to do with them, he finally puts them all into one large bag and labels them . . .
. . . "Moosellaneous."
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