Understanding Your Paycheck

Gross pay:              $1,222.02

Deductions:
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Income Tax:                244.40
Outgo Tax:                  45.21
State Tax:                  61.10
Interstate Tax:              5.89
County Tax:                  6.11
City Tax:                   12.22
Rural Tax:                   4.44
Back Tax:                    1.11
Front Tax:                   1.16
Side Tax:                    1.61
Up Tax:                      2.22
Down Tax:                    1.11
Tic-Tacs:                    1.98
Thumbtacks:                  3.93
Carpet Tacks:                0.98
Stadium Tax:                 0.69
Flat Tax:                      8.32
Surtax:                        3.46
Ma'am Tax:                  2.60
Parking Fee:                 5.00
No Parking Fee:           10.00
F.I.C.A.:                      81.88
T.G.I.F.:                        9.95
Life Insurance:              5.85
Health Insurance:         16.23
Disability:                     2.50
Ability:                           .25
Liability Insurance:       3.41
Dental Insurance:          4.50
Mental Insurance:         4.33
Reassurance:                 0.11
Coffee:                         6.85
Coffee Cups:                66.51
Calendar:                       3.06
Floor Rental:               16.85
Chair Rental:                4.32
Desk Rental:                 4.43
Union Dues:                   5.85
Union Dont's:                 3.77
Cash Advances:               0.69
Cash Retreats:             121.35
Overtime:                        1.26
Undertime:                  54.83
Eastern Time:                 9.00
Central Time:                 8.00
Mountain Time:               7.00
Pacific Time:                  6.00
Grenwich Mean Time:    24.00
Bathroom Time:               6.05
Time Out:                      12.21
Oxygen:                        10.02
Water:                         16.54
Electricity:                  38.23
Heat:                           51.42
Misc.:                        144.38
Air Conditioning:          46.83
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Total, all Deductions   $1,222.00

Take Home Pay:          $0,000.02

And this is where the expression "just my 2 cents" came from.