A Different type of 'Cat' Humor
Published Jan 01, 1900
from Rebekah & Abak . . .
--Why does a tiger have stripes?
So he won't be spotted.
--What do you call a cat who does tricks?
A magic kit.
--What kind of work does a weak cat do?
Light mousework.
--Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?
Because she wanted to mail a litter.
--Which state has a lot of dogs and cats?
Pet-sylvania.
--Why should you walk carefully when it's raining cats and dogs?
You might step in a poodle.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
