A New Cat
Published Jan 01, 1900
Once upon a time, a woman had a wonderful, faithful cat.
One day, a man ran over the cat accidentally with his car. So, the man went to the old woman and said, "I'm terribly sorry about your cat. I'd like to replace him."
"That so nice of you!" said the old woman, deeply touched.
"So how good are you at catching mice?"
Originally published November 14, 2002.
