A Wet Wabbit...
A woman walks into a vet's waiting room. She's dragging a wet rabbit on a leash. The rabbit does NOT want to be there. "Sit, Puffy," she says. Puffy glares at her, and sopping wet, jumps up on another customer's lap, getting water all over him. "I said SIT, now there's a good Puffy," says the woman, slightly embarrassed. Puffy, wet already, squats in the middle of the room and piddles on the floor... The woman, woefully embarrassed, shouts, "Puffy, be good? Be Good!" Puffy then starts a fight with a Rottweiler and chases the poor doggie out of the office. As the woman leaves to go after it, she turns to the rest of the flabbergasted customers and says: "Pardon me, I've just washed my hare, and can't do a thing with it!"
Originally published November 14, 2002.
