An Ode To Furballs

1. After dark, all cats are jaguars...

2. Never *ever* try to baptize a cat.

3. Cats are smarter than dogs. You cannot get a cat to pull a sled.

4. A cat knows your every thought. It doesn't care. But it knows .

5. If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I will put shoes on my cat ...

6. Most people with cats, know they are being controlled. That's the horror of it ...

7. Never try to out stubborn a cat .

8. Thousands of years ago ,humans worshiped the cat . They have not forgotten this . . .

9. Whenever I bathe my cat, it takes an hour to get the fur off of my tongue.

10. I prefer to live with Feline Sapiens, thank you very much.