Bunny Groaner
He was a nice little bunny, but he had one flaw in his personality. He could be polite to everyone and everything, except ants. Hare just couldn't stand ants and would stomp on them whenever he encountered them.
His fairy godmother wanted him to correct this flaw, so she appeared to him and told him that if he didn't quit stomping ants, she was going to turn him into a goon.
Well, Hare behaved himself for several days, but then he encountered a big colony of ants. He called for his fairy godmother to appear and when she did, he begged her to let him stomp those ants, the temptation was just too much for him!
She told him she couldn't allow it and for him to remember if he gave into temptation and stomped those ants, it would be "Hare today and Goon tomorrow!"
Originally published September 12, 2003.
