Cat Humor
Q: What do cat actors say on stage ? Q: How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling ? Q: What do you get if cross a cat with a canary ? Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ? Q: Why did the cat join the Red Cross ? Q: How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures? Q: Why was the cat so small? Q: What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food? Q: Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?
A: Tabby or not tabby !
A: She's got that down in the mouth look !
A: Shredded tweet !
A: cat-a-log !
A: Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !
A: They never cry over spilt milk!
A: Because it only ate condensed milk!
A: 'Let us prey.'
A: There was some money in the kitty!
Originally published November 14, 2002.
