Cat Puns
These cat puns are both horrible and painful! You were warned.
What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?
- A duck filled fatty puss!
What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese?
- He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath.
What happened when the cat swallowed a coin?
- There was some money in the kitty.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
- Shredded tweet!
What do cat actors say in a Shakespearean play?
- Tabby or not tabby! That is the question.
What is the only kind of work a weak cat can do?
- Light mouse work
Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?
- Because she wanted to mail the litter
Where did the kittens go on their class trip?
- To a mewseum (!!!!)
What does a cat get from watching too many Mickey Mouse films?
- Disney Spells
Where did the first cats live?
- Purr-sia and Paw-tugal
What do you get if you cross a parakeet with a cat?
- A peeping Tom
Hear about the cat who was a tennis fan?
- He had two brothers in the racket.
Originally published November 06, 2004.
