Cat Quickies
Published Jan 01, 1900
Q. Why does a tiger have stripes? Q. What do you call a cat who does tricks? Q. What kind of work does a weak cat do? Q. Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens? Q. Which state has a lot of dogs and cats? Q. Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse? Q. What do English cats drink in the afternoon? Q. Where did the kittens go on their class trip? Q. How do you call a barber cat?
A. So he won't be spotted.
A. A magic kit.
A. Light mouse work.
A. Because she wanted to mail a litter.
A. Petsylvania.
A. Catch.
A. Kit-tea.
A. To a mewseum.
A. Yell..."Hair Kitty!"
Originally published November 14, 2002.
