Cat Wshing for Men
Published Jan 01, 1900
How a REAL man bathes a cat.
1. Scrub toilet and flush several times. (Optional)
2. Fill toilet with warm water and add a squirt of pet shampoo.
3. Drop cat in toilet and slam lid shut.
4. Sit on lid - cat's efforts to free itself will generate a good deal of sudsing and washing motion.
5. Flush toilet a couple of times to rinse cat.
6. Leap off toilet seat, dash out door and slam it securely shut because kitty will erupt from the bowl as if jet propelled.
7. Leave kitty to sulk and dry itself.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
