Do You Have a Hobby?
Published May 28, 2005
Bill and a woman are standing side by side waiting for a bus when they get to talking.
"Say," said the woman. "Do you have a hobby?"
"Naturally, a hobby I got, I'm a bee keeper."
"Well, you must live in the country then."
"Nope, right here in the city... in Richmond."
"Really? You must have a large house then."
"Nope, apartment."
"Geez, where do you keep'm?"
"A shoe box in my closet."
"A shoe box!? How many bees do you have?"
"Couple thousand, something like that. So who counts?"
"Well, you can't keep a couple thousand bees in a shoe box! They'll die!"
"So what? I hate bees."
Originally published May 29, 2005.
