Dog Biscuits . . . . .
Published Dec 01, 2002
In search of a midnight snack, a suburbanite could find any thing but a dog biscuit. he bit into it tentatively, liked it, and the next morning asked his wife to put in a large supply.
The local grocer observed. "You don't need so many biscuits for a dog as small as yours."
"They're for my busband."
"These biscuits are strictly for dogs," grumbled the grocer.
"They'll kill yourhusband!"
Six months later, the wife admitted her husband was dead.
"I told you those biscuits would kill him," the grocer reminded her.
"It wasn't the biscuits," said the woman. "He was killed chasing cars."
Originally published December 07, 2002.
