Doggie Haircuts
Published Jan 01, 1900

A friend took her dog to the parlor for a haircut, and asked what it would cost. Being told that it would cost her 60 bucks, she was shocked, "I only pay 50 bucks for my own haircut," she said with disdain.
"But you don't bite do you?" the groomer quickly replied.
Originally published November 14, 2002.