Faster Than The Bear!
Published Jun 12, 2003
Two campers, Chris and Michael, are awakened by the sounds of an obviously large bear outside their tent, looking for food at their campsite.
Immediately, Chris pulls a pair of running shoes out of his backpack and quickly puts them on.
Incredulous, his friend Michael says, "There's no way you can outrun that bear."
Chris replies, "I don't have to outrun the bear. I only have to outrun you."
Originally published June 13, 2003.
