Frog Jokes

Why are frogs so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them!

What does a frog wear on St. Patrick's day?
Nothing!

What did the frog dress up for on Halloween?
A prince.

How many frogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One frog and 37 light bulbs, slippery hands, ya know.

What’s the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.

What's green and jumps?
A frog!! (groan!)

What's green and red?
A very mad frog.

What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox!

What's green with bumps?
A frog with the measles!

What's black and white and green?
A frog sitting on a newspaper.

What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.

What's white on the outside, and green on the inside?
A frog sandwich!

What do you say to a hitch-hiking frog?
Hop in!

What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied!

What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad!

What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it!

What is the first book a tadpole reads?
Metamorphosis by Kafka.

How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
Unhoppy.

What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit?
A rubbit!

Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes?
He liked a good croak and dagger.

What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired?
It got toad!!

What do you call a frog that crosses the road, jumps in a puddle, and crosses the road again?
A dirty double-crosser!

What's green green green green green?
a frog rolling down a hill

What is a frogs favorite time?
Leap Year!

Why did the frog go to the mall?
Because he wanted to go hopping.

I was walking down the alley one day and I saw a frog kicking a can. I asked him what he was doing.
He said, "I'm moving!"

Why did the frog walk across the road?
He didn't... he jumped.

Why did the frog cross the street?
Because the chicken crossed the road.

Why did the frog cross the road?
To see what the chicken was doing.

Why did the frog cross the road?
Some mean little kid super-glued it to the chicken.

Why did the frog stop in the middle of the road?
To get hit by a steamroller

Why did the frog stay in the middle of the road?
He ran after a fly and was hit by a car.

Why did the frog cross the road?
If a chicken can do it so could he!

How can you tell if a frog doesn't have ears?
You yell "Free Flies" and he doesn't come.

How do you confuse a frog?
Put it in a round bowl and tell it to take a nap in the corner.

How does a frog confuse you?
When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.

What did the frog say to the fly?
You are really starting to bug me!

What does a frog say when it sees somethin' great?
Toadly awesome!