German Shepherd's Concern
Published Jan 01, 1900

A German Shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out a blank form and wrote, "Woof.. woof.. woof.. woof.. woof.. woof.. woof.. woof." The clerk examined the paper and said, "There are only nine words here. You could send another 'woof' for the same price." "But," the dog replied, "it would make no sense at all."
Originally published November 14, 2002.