Grizzly Bear Groaner

They reported to the ranger station at Yellowstone, and were told that it was grizzly mating season, and it was too dangerous to go out and study the animals. The scientists pleaded that this was their only chance, and finally the ranger relented. The Czech and the Pole were given portable phones and were told to report in every day.
For several days they called in, but then nothing was heard from either one of them. The rangers mounted a search party and found the camp from where they last reported in, completely ravaged with no sign of the missing men.
The rangers then followed the trail of the male and female bear. The found the female and decided they must kill the animal to find out if she had eaten the scientists, because they feared an international incident. So they killed the female animal and opened the stomach to find the remains of the Polish scientist.
One ranger turned to the other and said "of course, you know what this means?
The other ranger responded" of course.....
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the Czech is in the male. - ouch!
Originally published November 14, 2002.