His New Parrot

"That's all right," the man replied. So the man bought the parrot and left the store.

As he was walking down the street, he saw a cop chasing a robber. The cop hollered to his partner, "Shoot him down, shoot him down!"

Then the parrot said, "Shoot him down, shoot him down!" They kept walking and found a man who was trying to pry his car off the ground with a crowbar because his wheels had been stolen. The man said, "Pop it up, pop it up!"

The parrot said, "Pop it up, pop it up!"

They kept on walking to a carnival. A guy at a game stand yelled, "Hit a big one, win a prize!"

The parrot said, "Hit a big one, win a prize!"

Then they walked into a church and sat down.

The minister was in the middle of the sermon. He said, "The Lord is above us."

The parrot said, "Shoot him down, shoot him down!"

The minister said, "The devil is below us."

The parrot said, "Pop it up, pop it up."

Then the minister got angry and threw a Bible at the parrot. The parrot ducked and the bible hit a very large lady behind him.