How Many Dogs Does it Take To Change a Light Bulb?
Afghan:
Light bulb? What light bulb?
Golden Retriever:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're worrying about a burned-out light bulb?
Border Collie:
Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to date.
Dachshund:
I can't reach the stupid lamp!
Toy Poodle:
I'll just blow in the border collie's ear and he'll do it.
Rottweiller:
Make me!
Shitzu:
Puh-leeez, dahling. I have servants for that kind of thing.
Labrador:
Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeaze let me change the light bulb!!! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Malamute:
Let the border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Cocker Spaniel:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Doberman Pinscher:
While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
Mastiff:
Mastiffs are not afraid of the dark.
Beagle:
Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I ate was a light bulb?
Cat:
You need light to see?
Originally published November 14, 2002.
