Life Lessons Learned From A Dog
Published Jan 01, 1900
1. If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you'll get what you want. 2. Don't go out without ID. 3. Be direct with people; let them know exactly how you feel by piddling on their shoes. 4. Be aware of when to hold your tongue, and when to use it. 5. Leave room in your schedule for a good nap. 6. When you do something wrong, always take responsibility as soon as you're dragged out from under the bed).
Originally published November 14, 2002.
