Man's Best Friend Ain't A Cat or The Difference Between Dogs And Cats
Cats wouldn't be caught dead retrieving
Dogs love to chase sticks
Cats hate sticks
Dogs love to get filthy
Cats are the pictures of cleanliness
Dogs will eat anything
Cats won't eat anything
Dogs will eat out of anything
Cats prefer a properly set and accessorized dining experience
Dogs ride with their heads out the window
Cats ride in the most comfortable seat
Dogs provide protection
Cats get out while the gettin's good
Dogs are loud and boisterous
Cats are reserved and introspective
Dogs are loyal
Dogs will work to please humans
Cats are pleased when humans work for them
Dogs can't perceive television images
Cats demand input on which shows to watch
Dogs like to live outside
Cats hate to live outside
Dogs love water
Cats rather dislike it
Dogs are wary of strangers
Cats are curious how nice a stranger's house might be
Dogs like to catch frisbees
Cats don't even like to watch frisbee
When dogs fight, it resembles boxing and wrestling
When cats fight, it resembles Kung Fu
Dogs are terrible liars
Cats hold advanced degrees in deceit
Dogs don't know the difference between cheap and expensive food
Cats do
Dogs will relieve themselves anywhere
Cats must have a litter box
Dogs like physical contact
Cats prefer intellectual contact
Dogs like to sleep at the foot of the bed
Cats like to sleep at the head of the bed
Dogs scavenge under the dinner table
Cats scavenge on the dinner table
Dogs mark their territory
Cats assume all territory is theirs
Dogs come in all shapes and sizes
Cats come in pretty much the same size
Dogs chase cats
Cats run
Originally published November 14, 2002.
