Missing Parrot

There was a lady who's parrot flew away so she called 911, "Can you find my parrot?"

The operator patiently replied, "We can't help you with that, ma'am. This number only deals with emergencies." The lady persisted and the operator told her not to be concerned, that the parrot should fly back in a few days.

Finally, the lady begged, "But you don't understand! The only thing he says is, 'Here kitty, kitty!' "