More Rules for Dogs
Published Jan 01, 1900
The cat is not a self propelled squeaky toy. I will not steal the remote control and bury it. Mommy's pots and pans do not need to be taken outside and added to my "borrowed things" pile. I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and car registration. I will not dig to China and bring home a dinner guest. I will not do 90 mph over all the furniture when people are sitting on it.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
