More Rules for For the Dog
Published Mar 19, 2003
-The cat is not a self propelled squeaky toy.
-I will not steal the remote control and bury it.
-Mommy's pots and pans do not need to be taken outside and added to my "borrowed things" pile.
- I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and car registration.
-I will not dig to China and bring home a dinner guest.
-I will not do 90mph over all the furniture when people are sitting on it.
Originally published March 20, 2003.
