New & Improved Breeds of Dog
Created by cross-breeding some old favorites
Cross a Collie with a Lhasa Apso and you get...
Collapso -- a dog that folds up for easy transport
Cross a Spitz with a Chow-chow and you get ...
Spitz-Chow -- a dog that throws up a lot
Cross a Pointer with a Setter and you get...
Pointsetter -- a traditional Christmas pet
Cross an Irish Setter with a English Springer Spaniel and you get....
Irish Springer -- a dog that's fresh and clean, but made for a woman, too.
Cross a Labrador Retriever with a Curly-coated Retriever and you get...
Lab Coat Retriever -- a verrry handy pet for research scientists
Cross a Terrier with a Bulldog and you get...
Terribull -- a dog to frighten burglars out of their wits
Cross a Bloodhound with a Labrador and you get...
Blabador -- a dog that never stops barking
Cross a Malamute with a Pointer and you get...
Mootpointer -- a dog that doesn't matter
Cross a Deerhound with a Terrier and you get...
Derriere -- a dog that's true to the end
Cross a Dachshund with a Yorkie and you get...
Dorkie -- the perfect dog for geeks & nerds
Submitted by: Brknshll
Originally published May 31, 2005.
