Overworked and underpaid...
Published Jan 01, 1900
The night watchman was making his rounds and was surprised that no one was in the office except a big dog emptying wastebaskets. The watchman stared at the animal, wondering if his imagination could be playing tricks on him... The dog looked up and said, "Don't be surprised. This is just part of my job." "Incredible!" exclaimed the man. "I can't believe it! Does your boss know what a prize he has in you? An animal that can talk!" "No, no," pleaded the dog. "Please don't! If that man finds out I can talk, he make me answer the phone as well!"
Originally published November 14, 2002.
