Parrot Auction
Published Jun 02, 2004
An ugly old lady went to an auction sale. There she was attracted to a parrot in a gilded cage. The parrot was large, very healthy looking and exquisitely colored.
The old lady was so attracted by the parrot's appearance that she couldn't help but bid on it. She bid, determined to have the parrot, but another bidder competed and drove the price very high.
The old lady eventually bought the parrot.
She was at the cashier's desk and told the cashier that she was so excited about the beautiful appearance of the parrot that she had neglected to ask if it could talk.
The parrot spoke up, "Who do you think was bidding against you?"
Originally published June 03, 2004.
