Perspective is Eeverything...
Published Jan 01, 1900
A lady went to a pet shop. "I'd like to buy two yellow canaries," she told the owner. "Sorry, lady, but we don't have any canaries, but we have these," the owner said, as he showed the lady some pale green parakeets. "That's not what I'm looking for," the lady stated, "Yellow canaries." But the pet store owner refused to give up. He said, "Just think of them as yellow canaries that aren't quite ripe yet."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
