Pet Pig
Published Jan 01, 1900
A man in NYC is walking down the street with a pig on a leash. A police officer approaches the man and says "Hey mister, don't you know it's illegal to have a pig as a pet in the city"? The man replies "No sir. What should I do?" The police officer says "Why don't you take him to the zoo"? "Good idea" says the man. The next day the police officer sees the man walking the pig down the street again only this time the pig is wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses. The police officer says to the man "Hey, I thought I told you to take that pig to the zoo."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
