Signs You HAve A Dumb Dog
Published Jan 02, 2004
10) Lengthy pause after "Bow" while it tries to remember "Wow".
9) Buries tail, wags bones.
8) When you give him Alpo, he just eats the meat-by products..
7) Despite the overwhelming evidence, still smokes two packs a day.
6) Showed up at the Whoopi Goldberg roast in cat face.
5) Has suffered over two dozed concussions from toilet seat falling on his
head.
4) Thinks "Snausages" is a real word.
3) Voted for Fred Grandy, Love Boat's gopher, because he really thought he'd
be a good congressman.
2) Spends hours staring at kitchen cabinet, waiting for tiny horse and
carriage to come out.
1) Constantly chasing people named "Katz"
Originally published January 03, 2004.
