Signs your cat is too fat!!
Published Jan 01, 1900
Cat door retro-fitted with garage door opener. Confused guests constantly mistaking him for a beanbag chair. Fifteen month gestation period, and still no kittens. No longer cleans self unless coated in Cheese Whiz. Catfood dish replaced with a trough. Luxurious, shiny black fur replaced with mint green polyester pantsuit. It's no longer safe to lift him without a spotter. She only catches mice that get trapped in her gravitational pull. Has more chins than lives.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
