The New Chicken Farmer
Published Jan 01, 1900
There was a city slicker who decided to buy a farm and raise chickens. So he bought a farm and went to the feed & seed store and bought 1000 biddies. (Biddies are baby chickens)
After a week he went back to the feed & seed store & bought another 1000 biddies.
A week later he went to the feed & seed store again to buy yet another 1000 biddies. This time the man behind the counter asked curiously, "Why have you bought so many biddies?"
To which the new chicken farmer replied, "I bought a farm to raise chickens, but it's not happening the way I thought it would. I don't know if I'm planting them too deep or not deep enough, or not watering them properly…"
Originally published November 14, 2002.
