The Rottweiler's Trip to the Vet
Published Jan 01, 1900
A lady took her Rottweiler to the vet and said, "Doc, my dog here is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?"
"Well," said the vet, "lets have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and has a good look at its eyes.
"Hmm," says the vet, "I'm going to have to put him down"
"Just because he's cross-eyed?" says the lady.
"No, because he's heavy," says the vet.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
