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Things Dogs Must Try To Remember ......

Jan 01, 1900
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Things Dogs Must Try To Remember ......

The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.

I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.

I must shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house.

I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of clean carpet in the house when I am about to throw up.

I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc.

I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell them.

I will not chew crayons or pens, especially not the red ones, or my people will think I am hemorrhaging.

When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it's raining outside.

We do not have a doorbell. I will not bark each time I hear one on TV.

The sofa is not a face towel. Neither are Mom & Dad's laps.

Originally published November 14, 2002.

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