Thoughts About Cats

- Author Unknown

9 out of 10 cats prefer Microsoft mice

A cat is a terrible thing to waste . . . Drive safely.

A cat is just a bundle of purr.

A cat still needs someone to be independent "of."

A cat stretches from one end of my childhood to the other.

A cat will assume the shape of its container.

Anything not nailed down is a cat toy.

Anything on the ground is a cat toy.

Anything not yet on the ground will be.

Call my cat?! [hehehe] No, I just run the can opener ...

Can you imagine conning eight cats into pulling a sled?

Cat Bathing Is A Martial Art.

Climb your way to the top -- that's why the drapes are there.

CAT: I hope that Schrodinger guy put litter in here...

Catalyst (n): an alphabetical listing of Italian cats

CATFOOD??!!?? You woke me up for a lousy can of CATFOOD??!!??

A Book on Cats - by Ann Gora

I'm busier than a one eyed cat watching two mouse holes.

If you butter a cat's back, what side would it land on?

If you want the best seat in the house, move the cat.

Is yours a real cat, or does it come when you call it?

It is in his own interest that a cat purrs.