What do you get if . . .
Published Aug 02, 2005
What do you get if cross a cat with a canary?
Shredded tweet!
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue!
Why did the cat join the Red Cross?
Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!
How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures?
They never cry over spilt milk!
Why was the cat so small?
Because it only ate condensed milk!
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
'Let us prey.'
Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?
There was some money in the kitty!
Originally published August 03, 2005.
