What Kind of Bear Am I?
Published Jan 01, 1900
A mummy polar bear and a baby polar bear are sitting on an iceberg. Baby bear: "Mum, am I a Koala bear?" Mummy bear: "No, son. You're a Polar bear." A few minutes pass. Baby bear: "Mum, am I a Panda bear?" Mummy bear: "No, son. You're a Polar bear!" A few minutes pass. Baby bear: "Mum, am I a Grizzly bear?" Mummy bear: "Look! You are a Polar bear! Why do you keep asking?" Baby bear: "I'm freezing!!"
Originally published November 14, 2002.
