What to do?
A man drives to a gas station and fills up his tank. The curious clerk spots two penguins sitting on the back seat. So, he asks the driver, "What's up with the penguins in the back seat?" The man says, "I found them. I asked myself what to do with them but so far, I haven't a clue." After thinking a moment the clerk says, "I know... you should take them to the zoo." "That's a great idea," says the man in the car and drives away. The next day the man with the car is back at the same gas station. The clerk sees the penguins are still in the back seat of the car. "Hey, what's up? You've still got the penguins! I thought you were going to take them to the zoo!" "Well, I did," says the driver, "and we had a swell time. Today I'm taking them to the beach."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
