Who's been eating my porridge?!

"Who's been eating my porridge?!" he squeaks.
Daddy Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl. It is also empty!
"Who's been eating my porridge?!" he roars.
Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and screams:
"For Heaven's sake, how many times do we have to go through this? I haven't even started making the porridge yet!"
Originally published November 14, 2002.