Who's been eating my porridge?!

"Who's been eating my porridge?!" he squeaks.
Poppa Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl. It is also empty! "Who's been eating my porridge?!" he roars.
Mummy Bear puts her head through the door from the kitchen and yells, "For Goodness sake, how many times do we have to go through this? I haven't made the porridge yet!"
Originally published January 12, 2003.