Why Cats Are Better Than Men
Published Jan 01, 1900
A cat always hits the litterbox. You have a better chance of training a cat. You never have to spend time with your cat's mother. If you ask enough times, a cat may actually LISTEN to you. You can de-claw a cat...try to get a guy to clip his toenails. It's okay if a cat rubs up against your best friend. A cat knows you're the key to his happiness... a man thinks He is.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
