Why Dogs Should Be President
Published Jan 01, 1900
Dogs work well together. Dogs work for the good of the pack. Dogs protect their young and their elders. Dogs won't spend money redecorating the White House. Dogs do not read Newspapers, watch TV or give interviews. Dogs' clothes don't have zippers or pockets. Dogs do not kill indiscriminately. Dogs do not lie, cheat or steal. Dogs don't indulge in fantasies.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
