BUMPER STICKER Humor for 12/2/01
Published Jan 01, 1900

"The gene pool could use a little chlorine." "All generalizations are false." "Time is what keeps everything from happening at once." "Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes." "Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home." "CAUTION: This vehicle may wreck or explode for no apparent reason."
Originally published November 14, 2002.