Bumper Stickers . . . for any car
Published Jan 01, 1900
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let him sleep. I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian. It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you. I took an IQ test and the results were negative. If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat? Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students! It's lonely at the top, but you eat better. Reality? That's where the pizza delivery guy comes from! Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear. 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
