Bumper Stickers Seen From Near to Far

** When there's a will, I want to be in it! ** Few women admit their age, Few men act it! ** I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! ** Sometimes I wake up grumpy... ** I took an IQ test and the results were negative. ** IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you have got. ** How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away? ** We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART? ** Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
(Other times I let her sleep)
Originally published November 14, 2002.