"I Yell Because I Care"

"I Yell Because I Care" "Procrastinate Now" "Rehab Is for Quitters" "Re-Elect Nobody" Across a drawing of a skeleton) "My Husband and I Married for Better or Worse... "My Dog Can Lick Anyone" "Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups" "I Don't Suffer from Insanity.... "The More I Learn About Women, "I'm Not 50... "You Who Think You Know It All Are Really Annoying to Those of Us Who Do" "I Am the Person Your Parents Warned You About"
"Waiting for the Perfect Man"
He Couldn't do Better and I Couldn't Do Worse"
I'm a Carrier"
I'm $49.95 Plus Shipping & Handling "
Originally published November 14, 2002.