More Actual Bumper Stickers!!!

We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated..

Jesus is coming, everyone look real busy..

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them..

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke..

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me..

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing..

The more you complain, the longer God lets you live..

If something goes without saying, LET IT!.

IRS We've got what it takes to take what you've got..

Keep honking, I'm reloading..

Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot..

Guns don't kill people, postal workers do..

I took an IQ test and the results were negative..

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?.

We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse..

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math..

Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes..

I souport publik edekasion.

hoket on foniks werked fur me.

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock..

2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2..

I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic particles..

Originally published November 14, 2002.