More Bumper Snickers

"Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death"
"As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools"
"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot."
"Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep"
"He who laughs last thinks slowest"
"i souport publik edekasion"
"Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?"
Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
Originally published November 14, 2002.